...is me, because I'm about to copy and paste something I saw on the Book of Faces...
The Cold Side of the Pillow is colder than normal do to being in the freezer all day.
What the heckfire is a 'colder than normal do'? A winter hairstyle sans beanie?
That is all.
(If you're reading this via Facebook Notes: this post is redirected from my 'head vs desk' blog.)